Some Random thoughts

Does this fur make me look fat? Seriously I have been begging for a haircut for over 3 weeks. I think I heard someone on the phone yesterday getting me an appointment with Bob the Barber. FINALLY! So my family seems to be spending a lot of time in the big tub outside. I can't quite figure this thing out - on the coldest of days (or even nights) they get their swim suits on (not a pretty sight this time of year - but I don't say anything) and dive out the slider. I usually hear some screaming and then an eerie silence. This drives me crazy - what am I missing??? I bark long enough to get someone to open the door again and let me out. I survey the land, check the borders of the territory, and take a peak into the big tub. Everyone looks very content and warm, meanwhile I start to freeze. I stand on 2 legs (not an easy task mind you) , lay in the snow (I saw that on a Disney movie once), pace back and forth across the deck, and generally try to keep warm. Meanwhile no one is really interested in helping me get back inside. I hear something about " living with my decision" yada yada yada... Maybe I should try to keep the fur (at least for a little while longer).